Conversation between Girl and Priest

Girl meeting Priest after calling guy Son of a Bitch
 
 
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." 

Priest: "What have you done my child?" 

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch." 

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?" 
Girl: "Because he touched my hand." 

Priest: "Like this?" (As he touches her hand) 

Girl: "Yes father." 

Priest: "Thats no reason to call a man a son of a bitch." 

Girl: "Then he touched my breast." 
 
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast) 
Girl: "Yes father." 
Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch." 
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father." 
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes) 
Girl: "Yes father." 
Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch." 
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where." 
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) 
Girl: "Yes father." 
Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch." 
Girl: "Then he pumped me fast and furious..." 
Priest: The priest pumps her fast and says "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch." 
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" 
Priest: (after a few minutes): "Ahh... Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch." 
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!" 
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"